Stages of a breakup—and how to get through them alive

There are many stages of a breakup. None are easy, but there are ways to get through them all, and you will move on and be happier if you know the secrets to getting through each stage quickly and effectively.

Breakups are hard. You spend so much time with one person that you think could be “the one,” and then one day, you wake up and have to just cut them out of your life, as if they never made a mark.

The lack of human contact is probably the number one thing people struggle with after a breakup. But that is certainly not the only thing people struggle with. The absence of someone that you’re so used to having around is hard to get past.

#1 The initial pain. Cue the runny mascara, buckets of ice cream, and binge watching romantic movies. Initially, everybody *if they really cared for their partner* is going to be hurt and they’re going to show it. The crying, the moping around, and the distance from friends is definitely a part of this painful stage.

One way to get through this is to just let it all out. Get all the crying out of the way and let yourself feel it. Holding it back will only delay moving on and make it a lot harder—and more drawn out—than it needs to be. Let yourself be hurt.

#2 The “screw you, I never needed you anyways” stage—AKA: anger. After you’re sick of crying over that piece of you-know-what, you’ll get mad. You’ll be mad that you’re so sad, mad that you wasted so much time, and mad that you’re mad over someone that is now out of your life. You may even set fire to their pictures and things you still have of them.

The best way to get through this is to find something to occupy your time—specifically something that can alleviate some of your anger. Hit the gym, pick up a new hobby, or go see a comedy with friends. All of those activities are great ways to ease your anger and help you get through this part of a breakup.

#3 The reflection stage. Bringing out all of the half-burned pictures and reliving all of your happy memories is usually the next step of a breakup—yes, right after getting super angry. You’ll start reminiscing on the good times, and cursing your ex for being so perfect.

This isn’t necessarily a bad stage and it’s okay to spend some time here. Just don’t make it excessive. Getting through this stage really just involves removing all of their belongings and photos, and putting them either in the trash, or a safe place, if you want to keep some memories.

#4 Rebound! So you’ve just gotten rid of all their stuff and are “ready” to go out and find yourself someone new! You’ll most likely hit the town and bring home someone only semi-worthy of your time, so you can forget your ex for a little while.

Although it may be fun to revel in this stage for some time, eventually you will get bored and start to feel like scum for “moving on” so quickly. Sadly, the truth is that you really don’t have feelings for these people, ever. To get through this, just take a step back and reflect on how you feel for these *obvious* rebounds.

#5 The “I don’t need anybody else because I’m my own person” stage. Once you realize that rebounds are not really worth your time, you will get into a deliberate, stubborn phase of not needing anybody because you are perfectly fine on your own. The problem is when you’re only faking this stage as a front.

This is actually a good stage to be in for some time. The truth is, you don’t need anybody to be happy. But if you’re only faking being happy alone, and you’re really dying inside, get through this stage by talking to someone. Express your feelings and get the opinion of someone who really is happy about being alone.

#6 The single power stage. Wahoo! Hashtagging every other picture with “#singlelife” is your new go-to in this stage. Prominently displaying your single status is how the next stage of a breakup will go—and it’s by far the most annoying stage. To everyone else, at least.

Being proud to be single is not a bad thing. This stage isn’t about true pride, however; it is an attempt to rub your “single and loving it” attitude in your ex’s face. To get through this stage, just keep your single happiness to yourself. Being happy for yourself and your single status doesn’t need to be shared across the internet, or snapchat.

#7 The “I’m so over them” stage. Along with your newly found single status, you’ll go through a phase where you are overly “so over” your ex. This includes posting deliberate “over them” memes and quotes on your social media pages even though you, and probably everybody around you, can see that you’re not over them.

To get over this, you can *and should* just ignore social media and really try to get over them. Distract yourself with friends, fun times, and maybe even that cute person at the bar that bought you a drink. If you really want to be “so over” them, start by doing things for yourself.

#8 The relapse stage. This is when you realize that you’re not over them. Usually, you just so happen to find their phone number and call or text them that you miss them…and maybe want to work things out. I think this happens to everybody during a breakup, because you really do miss them.

To get through this…honestly, you should just delete their number. Get rid of it and get rid of all their social media, so you don’t even have the opportunity to contact them or see them. It’s the best way to steer clear of them during this difficult breakup stage.

#9 The boomerang stage. This is when all that pain and heartache comes back around full force and hits you again—hence the term “boomerang.” You will feel all of the initial feelings of hurt and pain again and probably spend more time knee-deep in a pile of empty pints of Ben and Jerry’s.

This stage won’t last too long again. You’ll be sad, maybe curse the fact that you thought they were perfect, but you’ll move onto the next stage fairly quickly. To get through this part, just be around other people; you won’t want to reflect on it in front of them.

#10 Acceptance. Finally! After that crazy rollercoaster of emotion, you will see that maybe the breakup is for the best. Maybe it’s just a path that will lead you to your real love one day. You’ll accept this, get over them, and be on your way to a happier you in no time.

Breakups are, without exception, messy and painful. Nobody will tell you that a breakup is easy. Although there are many complex stages of a breakup, the guide above will help you not only identify each of the breakup stages, but will also get you through each of the stages with your dignity intact.